Monday, May 14, 2012

Saving Loads for Mega Sperm Slurping


Yum! 60ml / 2 ounces of frozen cum!

So it's completely obvious that when I masturbate, I am a total cumslut for as much semen as I can coax out of my penis. As I've often said, I look at masturbation as making love to myself. I have a cum fetish, but only for my own spermy loads. Tasting and eating my own cum when I masturbate is a huge turn-on for me. Sure, I'd love to share with a woman, but I'm happy to slurp my yummy cum whether there's a woman with me or not! I better be a happy sperm slurper, because a very large collection of my frozen cum awaits!



After having such a great Cum Eating Adventure recently with Ms Layla at EatYourOwnCum.com, I immediately wished I could do it again, with more cum, and more kink. For the past three weeks or so, almost every load I've spanked out has been saved in my freezer. My goal was to save up a full 2 ounces (@ 60ml) for another big wank and sperm slurping event. Cum eating for me is totally not about competing with anyone or anything, but more to "treat myself" to something special!!! The last event had 34ml jizz saved in advance, so roughly double this time. To get that much cum saved up, I've been masturbating a lot, but having to catch-and-save my loads. Each load has been very tempting to snack on! I've been content to lick my cum catchers clean, awaiting the big cum feast. Yum, but a total jizz tease.



When I save my cum in the freezer to enjoy in larger quantities like this, there are some tricks I've learned to making it the best possible. I got a bunch of the smallest re-sealable containers I could find - Glad 1/2 cup containers that are easy to cum into, cover, and freeze. My newest trick for semen collection is to USE THE LID AS A CUM CATCHER, then cover it with the containter (upside down tho) for freezing, pooled up in the DEEP CENTER OF THE LID. The deep center will hold a full tablespoon / 15ml, which is way more capacity than I need, so spills are even less likely. I masturbate so frequently, multiple times each day, my volume per ejaculate is usually only 3-5ml. It is loads of fun and feels sooo goood when I somehow abstain for a day or two, and my volume is 5-10ml. Those loads are usually the most fun to eat too, since I freeze my loads individually, I know when I'm savoring an especially big serving. Makes me have a post-orgasmic grin ;-))...



Whether I'm cumming into the container itself, or the deep center of the lid, my best results are when I ejaculate into a clean empty one, then FREEZE EACH LOAD IMMEDIATELY AND SEPARATELY, while the cum is still thick and white. I freeze each load with the container TILTED so that my semen is pooled up as much as possible. This way, it freezes into a pearly white cumsicle sliver that's easy to save in a second container full of separately frozen wads, and there's almost no cum being thawed/refrozen every time I add a new ejaculation.

NOTE ON CUM FLAVOR: To preserve the flavor of your cum, limit it's exposure to air and strong odors in your freezer. I use boxes of baking soda to help neutralize freezer odor, but also always cover my cum, whether fresh or frozen. Otherwise, cum picks up the odors and sours a bit. My double-insulated mini-thermos serves as my deep freeze 'Cum Vault', only opened to quickly add newly frozen cum chips. At some point, I'm sure I'll try vacuum sealing my cum loads to see how much 'fresher' they can be. Freezing does have an impact on the texture and flavor, but this approach minimizes those probs. 

I've saved loads for weeks this way, frozen at -5 degrees (f).



My sperm slurping picnic is a special treat, just right for my cum fetish. It took about 3 weeks to collect this 60ml / 2 ounce sperm bank. The 4oz re-sealable container is pretty much full of cumsicle slivers. Very little re-freezing has occurred, so my sweet, salty, spermy loads are still delicious! Now that I've collected my 2 ounce goal, I'm going to abstain for at least 2-3 days before the slurp and spankfest. That way, my penis will be aching for attention, and my balls and prostate will be ready for fun too. The pleasure of dining on so much cum will be heightened by having some powerful orgasms and fresh cum loads for dessert...

NOTE ON THAWING CUM: This question comes up a lot, and it's something I'd like to explore. Usually, I prefer to eat my cum frozen or just melting, like a delicious cum snow cone. It avoids a tricky step, and the cold numbs my tastebuds just enough to make the cum taste slightly better. When I do thaw loads, I prefer body heat versus microwaves. Cum has a lot in common with egg whites, concentrated heat coagulates and significantly changes the texture. If the precious cum is in a sealed bag, vacuum or just ziplock, thawing in warm body-temp water would be fun to try.

11 comments:

  1. MSW I'm so proud of you! You've certainly saved a lot of spermy goodness for our next sperm - a - thon! Knowing you as I do I bet you were tempted more than once to lick it up right then and there!

    And your sperm - a - thon outfit is perfect! I can't wait to see you on cam all dressed up for me, the low hum of the vibrator in the background as we discuss all things cum!

    Rest your weary wanking arm dear, the next time we talk you'll be quite busy!

    Fondly,

    Ms. Layla
    www.eatyourowncum.com

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  2. God this sounds so hot! I cant wait to freeze mine so I can do the same!

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  3. Cool blog. I've never froze it but i saved some in the fridge. I'll have to experiment.

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  4. So how do you thaw it out?

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    1. My fav way to thaw is in a friend's mouth, before sharing with cummy deep kissing. Thawing on boobs and nipples is fun too. When I'm alone, it turns me on to suck on frozen cum, thawing in my mouth. I'd like to try a creampie thawing loads in a shaved pussy. Yum!

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  5. Thankyou, gold info for my future plans

    <3

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  6. How do you warm up such large portions?

    only piece by piece or the entire bowl?

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  7. I love eating my own cum and I have saved many loads in the freezer. I defrosted mine by placing the little glass bottle of cum into a jug of hot water. It defrosts very quickly and warms to body temp or who it would be straight from your cock. It's not so thick after freezing, the colour seems the same and the taste is pretty much the same as before freezing. I lay back and watch porn and stroke my cock taking sips of cum really enjoying the taste and experience. As I get hornier I take larger amounts until I start to have to gulp it down. It's funny because I'm not gay but I do like to fantasize that it is cum from another cock and watch bi porn to enhance the moment. I always save s large gulp amount for the moment when I have my big ejaculation after edging. As my cock spurts nice bug ropes I'm drinking my final mouthful. Once I have cum I lose the thrill to drink the sperm so this load I catch in a container to start the process again. When my wife and I have super dirty nights we use the sperm as lube for anal sex. Sometimes she even fucks my ass with a strapon or dildo using my cum to make it nice and slippery.

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  8. As long as you have in a sealed container the cum keeps well. Saved up enough once to then take supply and melt in my mouth. Had enough to have a very full mouth of cum... think 4 oz like above. Wasn't sure if I get sick but gulped it all down anyway. Didn't get sick :) think a 8 oz amount is in order next time that is slow thawed and drink it ice cold. Lots of Warm cum seems to make me more woozy.

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  9. tommmyleee wants me to save mine and eat it.

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  10. Hehe, not only eating it but also getting covered in it :-p Looking forward for our next cock size contest ;-)

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